Self- Portrait #2

My thoughts on school picture day:

“Wake up two hours earlier to take a morning shower (I usually shower at night, but my hair will be much more manageable if I shower the day of)”

“Shave your legs (I feel prettier and skinner when my legs are shaved even though my legs will not even be in the chest up picture)”

“Good thing pictures are taken in the beginning of the year (My skin will still be tan and even from the summer spent outdoors)”

“Why does it take me so long to straighten this hair. I should have gotten a haircut; you look silly with short hair; it’s so much easier to deal with though; you can’t wear it in a pony; ok hair, I’m 25 years old and have baby hairs coming in: REALLY?!”

“I haven’t worn makeup all summer! Time to add BRONZER!! (oh boy, too much!!) Why do I do this to myself? Ouch; I hate when my eye lash curler pinches my face! Have I ever put mascara on and not gotten it on the bridge of my nose or the inner corner of my eye!? Does it usually take this long or am I out of practice?”

*Trying on at least five different shirts, even though I laid out my ‘picture day outfit’ yesterday* “My shoulders look like a linebacker in this. This is NOT my color. Woah cleavage, not school appropriate. Does this color wash me out? I wonder what the backdrop will look like; am I going to match it and just look like a floating head?!”

*Getting to the school for teacher in service days in August* “How did I forget it would be 1000 degrees in the school?! I am already sweating!!! What if I have pit stains for the picture? My face is going to look greasy!? Oh God, I can feel my makeup already smearing!”

*Sitting on the chair in front of the camera* “I forgot we had to sit! Do I have any body rolls sticking out? My arm is not usually in such a formal position. Does everyone sit straight up like this? I have terrible posture! I feel like a peacock strutting its stuff. I forgot how to smile naturally! Will my underbite be noticeable? Is my double chin showing? Oh, I think I blinked!

*After the photo, washing my hands, examining my reflection* “Oh good, was my hair this full of static in the photo?! I forgot to get the mascara crud out of the corners of my eyes!! Who cares, no one looks at my school photo anyway”

*Getting my school ID badge* “Oh it turned out pretty well”

 

 

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